Dave Franklin

Dave Franklin (1971, E) is an Usk-born, intentionally offensive scribe whose work encompasses everything from hardcore porn and the absurdities of Islam to spree killers and the joyful dismemberment of critics. His Welsh heritage is best reflected in earlier novels such as Looking For Sarah Jane Smith & Manic Streets of Perth. He published his first story in a national fishing magazine at the age of sixteen. He immigrated to Australia in 1999 and worked as a reporter for a Perth-based newspaper group. He then spent nearly three years teaching English in South Korea, and now teaches ESL to adults in Brisbane, helping (among others) Thai Lady Boys get to grips with their past participles. The major theme of Dave’s small, character-driven stories is alienation, the symptoms of which include male immaturity, misogyny, dysfunction, xenophobia, self-destruction, religion, violence and a childish glee in winding up the politically correct. There are no car chases or explosions in his books; instead he prefers graphic, twisted sex scenes while focusing on exasperated loners full of doubt. Readers who like his work tend to see its black comedy (and disdain for his own characters) whereas his harshest critics take everything at face value. Indeed, some observers would suggest that the highlight of his writing career, which has seen him produce ten novels, remains being published in a fishing magazine.


  • Looking For Sarah Jane Smith, 2001
  • To Dare A Future, 2002
  • Manic Streets of Perth, 2005
  • English Toss on Planet Andong, 2009
  • Girls Like Funny Boys, 2010
  • Begin The Madness: The Straitjacket Blues Trilogy, 2014
  • The Goodreads Killer: The Trilogy, 2014
  • Bawdy Blokes: Three Porno Funnies, 2014
  • Nice Man Jack: A Jack The Ripper Novella, 2015
  • Riders on the Storm and Other Killer Songs, 2016
  • Saving a Child from God, 2016
  • Welcome to Wales, Girls: A Violent Odyssey of Pornographic Filth, 2018
  • The Muslim Zombies, 2020
  • Go Fuck an Iceberg! A Brit’s Take on Guns, Tits and Other Fun Movie Stuff (Ice Dog Movie Guide Book 1), 2022
  • Smile, You Sonuvabitch! A Brit’s Take on Catfights, Serial Killers and Other Fun Movie Stuff (Ice Dog Movie Guide Book 2), 2022
  • Rooney Eats It! A Brit’s Take on Pimps, Child Deaths and Other Fun Movie Stuff (Ice Dog Movie Guide Book 3), 2023
  • Oh, My God! Ninja! A Brit’s Take on Arnie, Icky Sex and Other Fun Movie Stuff (Ice Dog Movie Guide Book 4), 2023
  • Bunch of Snake Freaks! A Brit’s Take on Dead Pets, Sleazeballs and Other Fun Movie Stuff (Ice Dog Movie Guide Book 5), 2023

Plus various other anthologies, novellas, short stories and a bawdy, scattershot five-part guide to twentieth-century cinema.

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